A real world fourm story.

Say something rediculous!!!!!!!

Arkham Maniac 22 wrote:Say something rediculous!!!!!!!

I was having, no eating a meal, when Jesus walked in and said, "Hit me." I looked at him. "HIT ME!"


"Huh?"

"HIT ME YA MA!*^#*@&^#@^#(!S@!$(&@(&!"

He floated to me and blasted me with the lightning. I flew backwards in Samuel L. Jackson.

"Get the fuck, outta my fuckin plane!" He pushed me out. I fell. I got back up.

Batman starts walking upside down and starts singing the Singin' in the Rain song while doing this, I look at him for a second and turn into Clint Eastwood, I then said to myself "This day just keeps on getting better!"

WHile I was playing basketball with the shortest man in the world I got a phone call from Bart Simpson.

"I never hear anything So disturbing in my life" I said. "How dare he say I like buggars!"

I then went into a shop that was owned by Adam West he looked at me and shouted "I'm gay!!" right into my face like a mad man. I went out of the shop, and was hit by a biker named Cian Freeman.

I rolled over his head like a steamroller!

Cian turned into a train and became friends with Dr. Brain Gallery!

I then cut his face off and threw him in a bin because he wouldn't bring me to his gallery of brains

I shot Cian in the chest today!